Metal Gear, huh? Well, what can I say. Kojima is a hack writer but he's my favourite hack.
all i have to say is
1. in senior year of high school i wanted to look like big boss so bad i cut off all my hair in the bathroom sink
2. i have a picture of the boss taped to my bedroom wall and a boss x eva charm on my house keys
3. if kojima didn't hate women these would be the best video games ever created